Dance Part Uno

Dance competition time!! That time of the year when I grit my liberal feminist teeth and stick fake eyelashes on my 10 year old!! Yay!

Here is the before:

Here is the after:

Hmm.

Here is Rocky Balboa:

Here's Princess Eugenie:

Here's a dance-obsessed kid with two platinum ribbons and a gold ribbon.

Amazing how some eyeliner and green eye shadow can spur a kid on to glory.